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inner game

With regards success with women, and as opposed to outer game, your inner game is the opinion you have of yourself (your self esteem) and the pursuits in life that make you interesting and successful. This all contributes to your self confidence. A confident person is more likely to score with women.

A strong outer game can for a short while give an impression of confidence and help to attract women. However, without a strong inner game, it may be difficult to retain women you have attracted since they will soon realise that you have little going on in your life that would want to make them stick around.

The inner game can be worked on and improved as much as the outer game, and indeed the two concepts are higly linked to one another. A strong inner game will help with the outer game when it comes to general banter with a woman since you will have plenty of things going on in your life to talk about!
Example of someone who has poor inner game:

Woman: ...that was a funny joke, so what do you do?
You: Er, I'm an accountant.
Woman: Ok. So do you have any hobbies?
You: I like going out with my mates, watching movies and stuff.
Woman: (yawn)

Example of someone who has strong inner game:

Woman: ...that was a funny joke, so what do you do?
You: I'm an accountant. I'm working in New York next week with a big client, it's usually a blast since we spend a lot of time eating at nice restaurants and being taken out for corporate drinks.
Woman: Wow. So do you have any hobbies?
You: I'm a keen rock climber actually. Next month I'm spending the weekend sport climbing in the south of France. I love it there.
Woman: That's amazing! I would love to do something like that...
by ghetto-broad October 24, 2007
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The Game

Basic (and currently definitive) rules:

1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremeley simple fact.)

2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.

3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.

4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.

(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game.
The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game.

5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare.

6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!)

(b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7).

7. (a) There is only one way to win The Game, and that is to truly and honestly forget about it completely.
In two years of Game-ness, i have only known one person to do so, to the shock and awe of the rest of our little clique.

(b) This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won.
This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it (and consequently lost).

8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as an unspoken purpose to The Game is to get as many people playing as possible

THE PROBLEM: Now, if Rule 34 states "Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. "

Since "The Game" is a subject, and there is no conceivable pornography of it, then by default, the converse of Rule 34 would be "It doesn't exist if there's no porn of it."

Therefore, The Game doesn't exist! Muahahahahahhaha
David: Dude, I just lost the game
Carl: Haha! I invoke Rule 34! I can nevar lose!1!11!1
1!! IT'S ONLY A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!

David then procedes to kill himself, as he just created a paradox.
by Shot in the Dark June 11, 2009
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fair game

An opportunity, that might be presented by another's carelessness.
An opportunity which can be taken without repurcussions.
You left that side wide open for attack, it was fair game in my opinion.
by Container October 12, 2003
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5 dollar game

the act of convincing a 9 year old boy to put his fist elbow deep in his coaches ass and reciving a 5 dollar reward.
and after i played the 5 dollar game with coach, it was your turn
by puterschmit October 2, 2007
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The Game

Whenever you think about the game, you lose the game. And whenever you think/lose the game, you must tell everyone so that they lose as well. Once started, you can never stop playing until you die.

Some people believe that you can only lose every half- hour, but you can lose again once you stop thinking about it.

You are now playing the game. You just lost the game!
P1: I just lost the game!
Group: Dammit, lost the game! Why do you always think about it?!
by Germa88 May 23, 2009
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"I miss you!" Game

When you contact someone you haven't seen in a long time, and they will typically say "I miss you! We should hang out!/Lets meet up sometime!" However, when you go to make plans or contact them again. They never respond back or claim they are busy during that time.
Girl 1: Hey, haven't seen you since last day of school!
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*

- or -

Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*

Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.
by ClaireLyons August 7, 2011
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