go touch some grass

The only argument antis have against us.

Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!

by ibestlouie July 20, 2021

grass rat

someone who says they're a landscaper or advertises landscaping services, but really just cuts lawns for a living

the truck says "Joe's landscaping" but Joe is just a grass rat

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

gossiper

One who gossips...? It's pretty straightforward.

S: "Who's that?"
B: "Oh that's Dan Humphries, he's a gossiper"
D: " Miss Blair! He's gossip girl"
B: "Shut the fuck up Dorota"

by FetusWhisperer April 19, 2015

pre-grass

1.To engage in sexual activity with a female before she has grown pubic hair

2.Gett'in Em before the hair does

"Will, I can't belive your going out with that pre-grass"

by nebbyshmoe June 5, 2007

self-gloss

Fabricate and promote a nick name for yourself within a group when you haven't done enough to earn it.

Carson: Man, the unbelievable crap I put out my plebe year plus the picture of that catfish bitch Tebowing last year...I hereby declare myself king of the new generation BTeam emailers!

Keiser: No so fast, tool.

Danno: You kinda make me uncomfortable. Just not kool.

Wigg: Don't self-gloss, fool. WTF?

Swany: Shut up, Big Baby.

by BTeam January 27, 2013

shit on the grass

Shit on the grass is a shot made from flaoting baily's irish cream ontop of midori.
The midori being the grass, and the baily's is the shit.

Peter: What are you guys drinking?
Chris: Shit on the grass, you girlfreind had some too.
Peter: where is she?
Chris: throwing up.

by 30OTT August 2, 2006