A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriendmug. by Puff Puff Fuck Ya Chica September 3, 2022
Get the Girlfriendmug. National girlfriend day is a day on Aug 1 where you celebrate a day loving your girlfriend. She will LOVE you for this.
Guy: “Happy National Girlfriend Day!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”
by TheWonderKoko July 31, 2023
Get the NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAYmug. On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!
Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
Get the National Girlfriends Daymug. March 14
Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
by anonymous March 13, 2022
Get the Kiss your girlfriend daymug. Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
Get the National Message your girlfriend daymug. “Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
by User196396399263 March 23, 2022
Get the Girlfriendmug.