Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.

I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.

by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025

freezing grapes

a term used to describe putting your balls in the snow.

"Bro I was freezing grapes last night"

by exultia March 24, 2025

moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road

lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation

by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

Philly Grape Salad

A traditional Philly Cheese Stake deconstructed and placed into a bowl with grapes added. Sometimes cheese wiz is added. Almost always enjoyed with a water ice.

Jawn #1: Yuuuuuuuur

Jawn #2: Yo you got my Philly Grape Salad?
Jawn#1: You know I do! Wit Wiz too!

by Leo the Philly God August 6, 2025

Sour Grapes

When you're the character that can beat all fiction, your legs get broken and the one who broke your legs wins the race "fair and square" so he mocks you with a catchy song about how Sour Grapes are the only ones that can beat you, and the fruit of victory and defeat. Then a green goblin man, Santa, Tooth fairy and a sticky man join your enemy to sing you Sour grapes.

"What'ya got there? Sour grapes!"

by Gubbyurmom September 19, 2025

Duval grape stomp

When you drop a duece in the shower and stomp it through the drain to get rid of it.

My girlfriend got in the shower so I did a Duval grape stomp to impress ber

by Duval grape stomp November 28, 2025