French Revolution

Can only be preformed on a menstrauting female. Finger the female untill orgasm is acheived, then eat a peice of cake as a breather. Finish by resuming normal sexual activity. When the man ejaculates he removes his bloodied penis head and waves it around shouting "the king is dead!" for all present to witness.

"My girl was on the rag so I thought I'd try a French revolution"
"oh really? how did it go?"
"I was about the same as the real thing."

by Bweeze December 2, 2014

Frenchman's fishingnet

When one's arse crack hair is so dense that it forms a net which catches turds on their escape from the anus.

Damn! Time I shaved my arse crack again. My frenchman's fishingnet has managed a massive haul this morning!

by Roberto flange January 27, 2015

frenched

When you go to France and a local makes you purchase something you don’t need or something that’s unnecessarily overpriced.

India got frenched to buy overpriced Rafale rockets from France when their prime minister made a visit.

Japan frenched India to buy a bullet train from them.

You are being frenched when someone makes you buy things you don't need with money you don't have to impress people you don't like.

by TheTimeTraveller February 23, 2020

French Exit

When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.

Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible

by aric endre April 21, 2019

french army

The French Army is "The Army of Suck": This army has been dug out of numerous conflicts and wars.

The French Army tanks have 6 gears, 1 forward, 5 reverse.

by pete2 November 13, 2005

Frenching

When a man with a bulbous penis head retracts from inside a female vagina causing the uterus to prolapse.

Person 1: Is Charlie coming to the party tonight?
Person 2: Nah she got a good frenching and is out of action.
Person 1: Well shit.
Person 2: Schnappi.

by ThereIsMoreThanMeetsThe Eye June 6, 2018