That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
Get the Failed cumshotmug. When a user, mostly on discord, fails to send in a gif due to not having embed permissions within the server
*User sends tries to send in a gif, however it turned into only a link*
Other users: Embed failiure, laugh at this user
Other users: Embed failiure, laugh at this user
by MrArtyH July 10, 2024
Get the Embed Failmug. fail girl means a woman (normally trans) with very bad luck. It can also be applied to cis men (often twitch personality cdawgva) on rare occasions, often followed by the word swag.
by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj November 9, 2023
Get the fail-girlmug. When a guy attempts at cumming(a lot) on someone's face but a few small drops of semen comes out instead.
I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.
by night_lis April 3, 2025
Get the Failed Facialmug. Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.
Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.
by B-loved Commander March 2, 2012
Get the Century Failmug. Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
Get the Big time failingmug. When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.
Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.
Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.
"Get off my shit"
Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....
Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....
by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024
Get the failed speech checkmug.