Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.

"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

fatherless

you should know what this means...

you are fatherless

by rando on the internet. January 24, 2023

fatherless

a typo or so-called "roast" that multitudes of teenagers use when they see someone do what they don't like. mainly used on furries and other people (mostly for people who are chronically online)

simon: hey dude check out this cool (insert name)

alex: OoH i DoNt LiKe FurY!!!1! FaThErLeSs!1!!!11

by the traveler with an atari January 30, 2023

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Fatherless

Someone who makes up their own LGBTQA+ sexualities, a furry, someone who stans people, etc.

Person 1: Look, its a furry!
Person 2: They are fatherless.

by VortexCreations February 21, 2023

Fatherless

The person that looked up the word: Fatherless

WHAT THE ACTUAL FAWK ARE YOU DOING? GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU FATHERLESS CHILD
-some random person you don't know

by AlreadyInUseBySomeoneElse. February 21, 2023