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go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
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Multi fandom

“I am multi fandom, which means I like multiple things.”

Goblin: “Dude. I’m a fucking goblin, I don’t care. I’m gonna take your shit and then kill you.”
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Sub-fandom

n. A fandom separated from the base fandom after a type of media (ex. fan-games, mods, fiction works, au) became popular.
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Fuck-finding

Fuck-finding is a term used in the Swinging community. It is where one half of a couple auditions another potential playmate, with a view to inviting them into future three, four or moresomes.
Darling, my fuck-finding mission this morning was a complete success. She’s keen to meet us next weekend.
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lost and find

An item taken from the lost and found that was not yours originally.
Check these sunglasses! What a great lost and find!

I was looking through the lost and found for a shirt I lost but I got this sweet lost and find instead.
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