Facebook Cool

Facebook cool means you are friends with people you don't even know.

Kevin Hiske is facebook cool!!!

by facebook cool kevin April 13, 2009

Facebook-rape

This is when go on to Facebook (or My Space, Bebo etc) under a friend's user name because they've been silly enough to keep their account logged on unattended. Once you're on, to punish them for making this silly mistake, you then message random people random things, changing their status etc. (nothing offensive obviously). Once the dirty deed is done, log off leaving them none the wiser.

'I went went on facebook on a pal's computer, I forgot to log off and got facebook-raped!'

by TJ27 February 26, 2009

Facebook Tourette's

A moment in which you have no control over what you say on the social-networking site Facebook. Generally, this indescretion is only for a moment- just long enough to say something stupid on a friend's wall. Or, if you're an idiot with no sense of shame, these Facebook Tourette's "attacks" may last for hours, even days, on end. These attacks are not limited to Facebook, and may happen on any site where users can comment or write statements.

I wasn't going to say that on her wall, but then Facebook Tourette's kicked in and I couldn't help myself.

by Mick O'Tilly January 28, 2009

facebook slut

A person who is very promiscuous with who he or she friend requests on facebook.

She has over 2,000 friends, what a facebook slut!

by Horrace P. MT February 20, 2010

facebook atheist

Someone who denies the existence of Facebook.

She likes to email. She's a Facebook atheist. She denies the hypebeast, which is awesome.

by Howling Dowling August 11, 2010

Facebook Vulture

One who will contact an attractive male or female friend on face book within the first few weeks of the victim's relationship status change from "In A Relationship with..." to "Single" ... Classy Facebook Vultures will usually make first contact through the private messaging service as to avoid a high creepiness rating from the public while the less skilled will post on your wall. These wall posts usually have a reference to an inside joke from the past.

Whoa... Check it out! Anna-Lu just broke up with Chris! I bet if i'm the first person to post on her wall she'll wanna hang out and be all vulnerable and make out with me! -Male Facebook Vulture



O M G Todd and Becky just split up! I'm gonna write on Todd's wall so when he gets his hot sweaty dick online he'll know i care about him!! - Female Facebook Vulture

by Po7zer October 17, 2008