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escalated flatulence

Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles
yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah
by Evangee May 23, 2010
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flatback

A sexually promiscuous woman who prefers the missionary position. Originally used in detective novels of the 1930s and 1940s as "flatbacker".
"My sister was the neighborhood flatback."
by tman March 13, 2004
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flatcocking

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.
Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.
by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006
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Flatlands

cough up a lung where you from..
Flatlands: (right before canarsie and mill basin)

is a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Brooklyn, The neighborhood borders are roughly delineated by Flatlands Avenue on the North, Avenue U to the South, Ralph Avenue to the East, and Flatbush Avenue to the West. Mostly infamous for The Gemini Lounge, and at one time the headquarters of a notorious Gambino Mafia Family crew that is suspected by the FBI of between 75-200 murders. It was the front half of a two-story brick building located on a corner lot in Flatlands, Brooklyn, with the back half consisting of an apartment dwelling where many victims of the crew were murdered and dismembered. Today the gemini lounge is a church.lol. during the 70's 80's and until the late 90's the neighbrhood was great to raise your family and everyone was close friends, related to or knew "someone" very well. during the late 90's till today the neighborhood became a drug pushing teenager overdosing graffitti fighting idiot land. today the neighborhood is 99% black and during the morning and afternoon everything seems to be ok. but when night falls fuck around and get stabbed up shot up and or locked up. E51 STAND UP! lol
person 1- wanna go to flatlands?
person 2- no
person 1- why?
person 2- um because we have absolutley no business being there.
by BIGTKONE December 21, 2007
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flatsound

Oh, you're on urbandictionary, meanwhile flatsound is stealin' yo girl.
by xxxcliffbarxxx October 26, 2013
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Flattus Maximus

Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.
Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.
by Treavor June 15, 2008
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