Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

Ed from dripping

A man who says he will call and sound 100% down with it and then never does and he won’t talk for weeks but then say he loves you and will call another time

Aw man don’t pull an Ed from dripping

by Haleybugggg April 22, 2025

ed

an eating disorder.

"i have an ed"

by heheistoopid August 25, 2019

Ed

Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.

If you get drunk before an exam but somehow still ace it, you’re an Ed.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

by tomiri November 25, 2012

Dodd 'ed

Getting Dodd 'ed....the word itself is Similar to "dotted" as in getting your I dotted, except totally different. Getting Dodd 'ed means a guy who comes over to see you for sex only a couple times a week or month, and when he cums, he says OH YEAH BABY HERE I GO, and when he leaves, he makes a straight line (not dotted) to another female to Dodd her P also. "OH YEAH!" He just goes around Dodd ing all the lady's P's. munching and punching. and its starts over again and again, sort of like being Rick Rolled.

She thought she had her a good man, but to her dismay, he was just Dodd 'ing her.

He Dodd 'ed her so many times, she ran out of lube

He Dodds like a Rabbit

by theblogking March 18, 2023

Ed the Shed

Ed is a Shed

"Wow its Ed the Shed!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 17, 2022