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Evans

A man named Evans is very unloyal he is involved with multiple women at once and has no regard for other people's feelings
Evans is a player
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Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass
Wow evan smell like fetus poop
by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019
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Evans

A very sexy charismatic hunk! Someone who knows the definition of pleasure. Makes you feel everything deep down in your soul!
Everyone needs an Evans in their life!
by Daria-22 October 18, 2021
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Evan Aiken

A 7th grader at Charles S. Rushe Middle School, located in Land O' Lakes, Florida.
" Hey we should go hang out with Evan Aiken later!"
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Evan Moment

Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.
"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"
by The_Woke_Tits May 13, 2020
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Evan

This boy Evan has a small d!
by polessss July 6, 2025
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evan

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