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dutch hater

any1 who has dislike for the dutch or people from the netherlands, holland or whatever the fuck they like to call their country
dont be dissin me! dutch hater!
by sven December 9, 2003
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Dutch Amphetamines

When one puts their mouth over anothers anus and as that person lets out a fart, the said person sucks it all up in one foul swoop not to miss any of the heavenly glory.
"After a big night on the grog i had a heap of rotten farts banked up so i gave the missus some dutch amphetamines.... she spewed all over my nuts!"
by Jonnymonster September 13, 2008
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dutch oven

When your stuck in a office meeting and someone has passed gas. No place to go. No place to question the stink.
My boss invited me into his office for a meeting and closed the door.That dutch oven meeting was sure stinky.
by At the Fed April 1, 2009
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Dutch Twolips

Greg bragged extensively to all of his friends after finally getting to bang Rhonda's Dutch Twolips.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Dutch Handshake

The act of discretely cupping a fart in your hand and then pretending to offer to shake someone’s hand. As the hand is offered in pseudo-friendship it is jerked swiftly upwards and the crumbly air biscuit is thrown into the face of the recipient.
"Nice to meet you Mr Smith" said Mr Brown as he discretely cupped his fart. "Nice to meet you too" said Mr Smith, holding out his hand in greeting. The exchange is sealed by a Dutch Handshake as Mr Brown offers his hand, only to throw the gaseous faeces into Mr Smith’s face at the last second.
by Heady71 January 31, 2008
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Dutch Chocolate

It is a treatment for men who suffer of premature ejaculation. The treatment involves a man having sex with a dutch girl who proceeds, after a premature ejaculation, to defecate on the mans chest. This treatement helps men who suffer of PE, to hold on to their semen longer while having sexual intercourse with a woman and/or man.
John: "Hey dude I ejaculate too fast and my woman does not like it! I've tried everything, even extasis, and nothing works. What can I do?"

Tito: "Dude, get a dutch chocolate! I know this dutch girl Marieke, she knows whats up!"
by Frank Cardona March 1, 2009
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