Mega Douche

Glen Beck.

That mega douche, glen beck, sure is full of shit.

by stuntmanlos October 13, 2009

douch

The way fucktards spell douche.
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush

If you spell it douch, you are a real douchebag

by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007

Douche Hose

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

Tae Kwon Douche

one of those idiots who thinks, because they took martial arts once or their whole life, that they are better than everyone else and who may try to prove it. whether they are good or they suck as predicted, no one likes them because of their ego.

man1: dude, have you seen John? He thinks because he took a lesson of Tae Kwon Do that he can kick your ass.
man2: John? pssh, he's just a Tae Kwon Douche...

by xpurt January 11, 2009

Douche-Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche-Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche-Baggins.

by pincherslug July 25, 2006

Douche Wad

A really big ass douche, like i mean really big.

Him:Omg miss d is so mean!
Her:yeah she was really being a douche wad today.

by Stephanieooeoooe March 29, 2008