dirty hazel

She a bad bitch. Cutie with a booty. With head game 10/10.
Man I met a dirty Hazel last night, head so good I visited heaven.
by Harryhippo April 04, 2020
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dirty jonathan

When you lick the pussy so good that she just grabs your head and she start moaning
I just felt a Dirty Jonathan when he/she was down there
by Vineboy22 July 07, 2020
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Dirty Raccoon

Act characterized by 2 individuals having doggy style sex. Performer starts to finger the recipients ass and using that same finger draws a fecal circle around the receiving partners eyes. Once the circles are completed, the performer shall end all sexual contact, run out the door and tip over the recipients garbage cans.
I was banging a stuff girl doggy style when she asked for a dirty raccoon. So I fingered her ass, circled both her eyes and then ran out the front door pushing over her garbage cans.
by Vail Guys 2007 March 17, 2007
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Dirty Box

A weapon that can be found in the Mario Kart game series. A 'dirty box' is a weapon that appears as a red box with an upside down question mark on it.

A 'dirty box' will not protect you from shells as a banana would in the games but it is useful. Those making a split-second decision may initially think it is a beneficial 'question mark box' and coax them into driving into it bringing them to a halt.

Being hit by a 'dirty box' is considered the ultimate insult in Mario Karting worldwide.

The 'dirty box' should not be confused with dirty boxing (topless or naked boxing) or an unclean vagina (also known as a dirty box).
"I was in 2nd place and then the bellend in front of me hit me with a dirty box and pushed me down into 6th"

"I just can't catch a break. I was slammed with a blue shell, rodded by the lightning and then to compound it all, I GOT DIRTY BOXED"

"When you're out driving and the guy behind you is up your arse, don't you just wish you had a real-life dirty box?"
by thesmashingpumpkins October 13, 2009
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Dirty Cantos

The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.
The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".
by Anonymously submitted October 10, 2006
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Dirty Laundry

The most popular fanfiction in the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom. Has a relationship between Keith and Lance with their ship name Klance. If you ever see something like this, it is most likely from this fandom/story. But there are also variations of this:

Laundry: Dirty
Hips: Don't lie
Abuelita: Here
Person 1: Have you read Dirty Laundry?
Person 2: Abuelita is coming
Person 1: I am going to assume you have
by DaniTheAlpaca September 05, 2018
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