crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.

That woman had a crapped off look on her face.

by chrisp85 September 30, 2020

crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''

You are Crap Weasel today!!!

by spencer soper October 2, 2020

Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.

White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."

by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020

Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.

Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.

Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session

by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.

1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017