raft of crap

A ship full load of crap

Now that a raft of crap your telling me . I don't believe you

by Bogwonron July 02, 2022

Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.

Man, I hate Hot Crapping.

by ol' bilnick September 28, 2016

crap ap

Any application that does not perform well or has a high failure rate

Yeah, that face matching program don't work fer shit! it's a crap ap!

by Thor Conner February 01, 2010

No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.

Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”

by Perhaps? August 20, 2022

Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away

"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"

by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024

Crap Cam

When your GoPro goes where no GoPro should go

Dude caught that crap on the crap cam YES!!! good thing thees are waterproof

by Professional Dumper April 06, 2016

Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.

You better leave the Casino before crapping out.

by dictio8 March 08, 2019