Coke Monster

A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.

"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."

by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017

codie humor

finding humor in anything that has to do with drugs,sex, and alcohol but mostly sex

Fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus is codie humor.

by bdshbfhfbdhjgbdfhydsghdf November 30, 2017

coke spirt

When you play roblox and ytour roblox gf is really a dude

when oceannano breaks with you :( that's a cpkle sort i mean cock spirt WAIT NO
IM EAN COKE SPIRT

by Guys Being Dudes January 20, 2018

Cokehold

To let your fellow mate blow a line of coke with your significant other... meeting at the middle

Lady and the tramp began to blow a cokehold line and they met at the middle.

by Ladylust May 4, 2018

Cokeharent

When someone is so messed up that only a line will help them pull it together

She’s cokeharent of what is going on around here thanks to that line.

by Bucksfan1 March 9, 2018

cokeapolethera

Its like the scene in Charlie and the Chocolate factory, when they walk into a room full of candy, but its just a ton of coke.

First step in and all you see is a cokeapolethera, want a bump followed by walking down the stairs to another bump, then you're in the kitchen with guess what another bump.

Now hopefully you have enough intellectual sound of mind to know you say yes to only one of those offers and, have a fun but safe time.

by Misdirected June 2, 2018

Cockies

Misspelling of cookies that me and my friends made up

Friend: hey you want some cockies?

by CosmoDaTemmie May 22, 2018