boyfriend chair

The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.

Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.

by The Speechcrafter December 3, 2022

Restraint Chair

A chair with restraints used to restrain someone

Lane McCotter was serving as the director of the Utah State Prison system on the day that Valent was put in a restraint chair

by JGS Studios February 9, 2023

Breasting Chair

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting

“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”

by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023

Electric chair

When you are having sex doggy style and then you pull her back while trying to sit on an electric fence wire. The pulse will go through both of your but won’t kill you.

I was out near the cow barn and decided to give her the electric chair.

by Dr.sicko June 3, 2023

Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey

Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair

by Death Menace June 27, 2023

Doctor Chair

Stephen Hawking

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.

by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023

Faraj Chair

“Faraj chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.

And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀

There’s always a Faraj chair in a hotel room.

by Rodri Is Mid April 21, 2023