change of jockey

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.

"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"

by IreCan March 12, 2021

timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 15, 2021

meat change

meat change was a revolutionized way for the meat packing industry to profit while keeping products at low prices for customers the idea was introduced in 2021 by Seema and Ryan wanting some meat to eat but it was too expensive so they went to the internet to lobby and now we need your help to bring meat change near you.

Did you hear about meat change it’s so cool we got some cheap ass fire jerky thanks to meat change.

by Rbylat01 March 28, 2021

Instigator of change

Someone who gains from something like a court case at an oppurtune time, and it's also a way to silence or dispose of enemies.

The police weren't really protecting anybody but her, the wealthy instigator of change.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Change

The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.

Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

jacob chang

he's the guy who likes to watch anime and gets grounded from his parents because he and his brother gets into an argument on who does the dishes and who needs to take out the dog and he does some chorus and he a popular video gamer and has a bright future on him and he wrestle for waipahu high school and he goes somewhere where he takes hell of long ass time and he goes to sleep and doesn't get on until the next day.

Jacob chang is one of the most anime fan ever and he likes to go on his ps4 and play modern warfare with setu. :/
By Unknown Person

by PCBOYZHAMMAH808 May 12, 2021

Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.

*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."

by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024