Hair Cut Rape

When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.

I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.

by hypefish July 28, 2010

Clean Cut Appearance

Shower/Bath: Take a shower or bath often.

Hair Care: Take care of your hair.

Look: Present yourself in a flattering way.

Brush your teeth: Use all dental hygiene tools.

Your Smell: Be aware of your body odor.

Posture: Develop good posture.

Body Language: Watch your body language.

Nasty!: Don't come across as nasty.

You are Clean Cut Appearance when you are not wearing holes in your clothes, and you have fresh breath, and nice neat hair.

by Bonkers_20 May 2, 2011

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable December 5, 2007

sphincter cut

Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.

Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"

by bunthole June 21, 2011

YUT-Cut

a hair cut of a highly motivated marine or maritime cadet who thinks they are a marine. One usually loves pt but is extremely frail. They keep their hair extremely high and tight because they think it makes them look tuff.

Mug 1- "The chief pt squad leader has a YUT-Cut"

Mug 2- "too bad he's frail"

by muglife October 13, 2011

jaw cut

Jaw Cut
Like a paper cut, but only when you touch J-Hope's jawline.

"Taehyung got a 'jaw cut' during the European Tour."

by OPPA_BTS December 12, 2017