cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

Fletcher cripps

Fat boy who can’t reach his knees. If it asks for food make sure you don’t give it any as he well abolish it

Oh god it’s fletcher cripps asking for food

by Cathal loughlin November 23, 2021

Fletch cripps

A large monster who usually hangs outside McDonald’s waiting to pounce. Be careful the big red tomato will eat you if you are seen

What’s that red blob? Oh it’s fletch cripps

by Cathal loughlin November 23, 2021

Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.

Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.

by Lexa.c February 26, 2022

Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton

“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”

by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

the crippla

a man who is known for crippling pelvises and a retired member of the fatties

bro who is that fat man?
oh it’s the crippla, don’t talk shit he crippled my mom last tuesday

by thebrodmonster May 2, 2022