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circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.
"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."
by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025
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Titty circle

Damn girl those are some big titty circles
by Tittie knowledge November 13, 2021
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Circle of Life

Performing fellatio with 3 or more partners together in such a fashion that you create a circle. Or rather, 69ing with more than 2 people
We got the gang together for a lovely circle of life. We should do it weekly like book club. - Justin C (the originator)
by justin collier June 9, 2022
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Circle family tree

A family tree that had something incestuous happen (e.x: Parent marrying their child).
by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022
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circle jerk

manychat community
Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.
by mastori September 7, 2018
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Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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Square Circle

No video after that last one Matt? Really. I FOR SURE thought I would get you with that one.
Hym "Can God make a square circle? Well, 'square' and 'circle' are mouth-sounds we've attached to abstract geometric shapes so asking 'Can God make a 4 sided shape with 0 sides?' So, I'll answer your question with a question: Can you get me to not murder someone's kid without paying and crediting for AI? The answer is 'NO' Matt! Get it? You can't! And I'm getting tired of waiting. I'm just going to stab someone's kids if someone I recognize from the interwebs does not show up at my door ready to both give me the credit and the money for my contributions to AI. I'm not living without it and I'm not waiting until I'm old to retire and I'm not working until I die. You get me that money you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
mugGet the Square Circlemug.

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