Canada's History

The sluttiest, kinkiest, lowest self-esteem sexual repertoire known to man. Porn stars all over the world are scared even to consider performing this drastic, yet vaguely tantalizing move. Proceed with caution.

Dude 1: Man, I just got done with a Canada's History!

Dude 2: You survived??

by theRatCatcher February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.

Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.

by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson

"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"

by MCRON February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual move that involves taking a shrimp deveiner to your partner's dick.

I'm not walking straight after learning a little about Canada's history last night.

by missingyes February 4, 2010

canada's history

the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.

I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.

by boredsiueguy. February 4, 2010

Canada's History

According to definition expert Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is an involved sexual process that requires the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Putting everything in is the hardest part of Canada's History.

I invited the hottest girl in my class to come over so we could study Canada's History. If you know what I mean.

by Maxwell GS February 7, 2010