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"Yeah man, rough shit. It was all courtney's fault! That house breaking bitch!"
"Yeah man, rough shit. It was all courtney's fault! That house breaking bitch!"
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Get the break me off mug.When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011
Get the Spring Break Surprise mug.Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.
Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "
Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.
Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "
Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.
Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "
by Lordmatt September 6, 2013
Get the Federal worker break mug.When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.
"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
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