breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

by kcdawg May 7, 2016

calamari breakfast

when you love something so much you'd eat it for calamari breakfast

Wow, I love those boots! I'd eat them for calamari breakfast.

by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017

breakfast voice

A hoarse, throaty voice that is similar to croak and speaks unintelligibly or produces meaningless phrases. When one is half-awake, they usually have this.

Get a coffee. I can't understand your breakfast voice.

by sakura214 September 12, 2022

Irish Breakfast.

For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.

9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.

28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.

by manofwordmaker March 16, 2024

Hot Breakfast

A sex act where the woman performs oral sex on her male partner. Once the male ejacualtes into her mouth, she swallows the ejaculate. She then regurgitates the cum back up into her male partner's mouth.

Your mom made me a hot breakfast this morning

by Drimbles March 2, 2022

indian breakfast

It is a breakfast in which you call your girlfriend in the morning and have a threesome with her and your wife. They both lay on top of each other and then you fuck their ass holes turn be turn until they fill a jar with their cum. Then one sucks your dick and the other licks your ass. then you shove eggs in their ass and then do bdsm on them. You spank their boobs and ass. you put a dildo in them

i had an indian breakfast with your mom

by killyourmomandspankher October 14, 2021

Hells coming to Breakfast

From a Clint Eastwood movie spoken by a native American his compadre. It means .... The shit gonna hit 🎯 the fan. Eastwood didn't fuck around!!! It means getting retribution... It means
JUSTICE! And these fuckin commie chinks say Budda say Oh ! do not seek revenge.. fore u must dig to graves... One for your enemy.. And one for You. BULLSHIT!!! Fuck China

Oh Shit! Hells coming to Breakfast

by Ryan Rhienbart February 24, 2024