Colombian Breakfast 

for them ignorants Colombian Breakfast is not starting your day with a line of cocaine, I am a Colombian and I start my day with Arepas, Empanadas, Nuggets, Bread, Eggs, cereal,etc... don´t believe them stupid stereotypes not all Colombians don´t consume cocaine all day everyday, not even the half of us. yall stupid gringos

Carlos: Imma start my day with a Colombian Breakfast ( Two arepas and 2 scrambled eggs, random breakfast )

Colombian Breakfast by ElCharlie April 8, 2017

jamaican breakfast 

Having a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager and Joint for breakfast.

Bob's hungover again, he's got his Jamaican breakfast.

jamaican breakfast by MC Dad April 17, 2017

Hotel Breakfast 

When you get a bunch of hookers of as many continents and nationalities as possible back to the hotel and eat all their pussies and assholes until you puke.

Starving for a hotel breakfast!

Hotel Breakfast by Hotel Breakfast May 19, 2020

Dutch Breakfast

Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.

It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.

Dutch Breakfast by liquidforeplay July 9, 2020

Scotch egg breakfast 

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

Scotch egg breakfast by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010

champagne breakfast 

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.

Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.

champagne breakfast by Brian Lyons December 3, 2007

Scandinavian Breakfast

It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."

Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"

Scandinavian Breakfast by UrbanCowboy2920 August 25, 2011