Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her
“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave
by Maviles June 14, 2018
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Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.
by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020
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Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!
by bruhhurb December 03, 2020
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Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!
by bruhhurb December 03, 2020
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Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
by EggsandBacon May 03, 2012
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Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal
Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!
by Smartalecbaldwin February 07, 2020
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breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.
"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"
by trainfan February 16, 2025
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