National brandon Colon day

The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉

Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day

by playboi✌🏽 October 14, 2019

david and brandon

Really close brothers who have been threw the most and will never change on eachother

David:sup bro
Brandon:lets set her out bro
David:ok man

David and brandon

by David and brandon September 15, 2016

A halfway brandon

The act of taking a shit and when an exceptionally large turd is half way out of the asshole and the person themself or another person such as a friend pushes it back up your asshole

Man, I was feeling lonely so I called up my friend and he gave me a halfway Brandon

Sarah was feeling pretty kinky so I shoved a turd back up her asshole for sexual pleasure

by Thebigpenis May 26, 2018

Thicc boi Brandon

this dude is hella thicc. like, complete strangers would agree that he stupid thicc. hes also gay and a bit of a thot. all dudes around will see him and be like "damnnnn he T H I C C tho!"

"yo have you seen thiccums anywhere?"
"yeah brandon's over there"
"heY THERE THICC BOI BRANDON!"

by hentaigod42 February 21, 2019

Voldemort/Fuckboy/Brandon

is an absolute dick head who can suck an elephants cock and die from its load he can die in a well

Voldemort/fuckboy/Brandon YOU DICK

by Jesus:]:] February 5, 2020

Wendy x Brandon

The cutest couple to ever exist. They were said to be soul mates who met over long distance. They quickly fell in love and becomes the worlds most idolized couple.

Some simp: I wish I had an awesome relationship like Wendy x Brandon had.

*Starts watching Pokimane and jerks off*

by JewBurner420000 April 2, 2021