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Thicc boi Brandon

this dude is hella thicc. like, complete strangers would agree that he stupid thicc. hes also gay and a bit of a thot. all dudes around will see him and be like "damnnnn he T H I C C tho!"
"yo have you seen thiccums anywhere?"
"yeah brandon's over there"
"heY THERE THICC BOI BRANDON!"
by hentaigod42 February 21, 2019
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Voldemort/Fuckboy/Brandon

is an absolute dick head who can suck an elephants cock and die from its load he can die in a well
by Jesus:]:] February 5, 2020
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Wendy x Brandon

The cutest couple to ever exist. They were said to be soul mates who met over long distance. They quickly fell in love and becomes the worlds most idolized couple.
Some simp: I wish I had an awesome relationship like Wendy x Brandon had.

*Starts watching Pokimane and jerks off*
by JewBurner420000 April 2, 2021
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Brandon

A total scumbag. Brandon will rip your heart out and tear it into a thousand pieces as if it never had any value to him. Which it probably never did. Apart from being a total scumbag to you, Brandon will also be a douche to his friends, betraying them the first chance he gets.
Brandon is such a scumbag.
by brandunh8er August 22, 2016
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Brandon

A really sweet red head with a soul. The perfect woman for this man would be a Macee. Short, Pretty, and Strong.
K: 'Macee you should date Brandon Hampton!'
M: 'I think I will, he's amazing!!'
by Macee Storer July 6, 2010
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brandon

a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
boy: why is that kid so weird?

boy 2: he's just a brandon
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010
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