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Boston Tea Party

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.
Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!
by Kk5565 June 12, 2023
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I am Boston Beast

Definition: A declaration of unyielding strength and solitary determination, embodied by an individual who refuses to back down in the face of systemic corruption, even when standing alone. A BOSTOn Beast is forged through years of battling cannabis industry corruption in Massachusetts, standing firm against fraudulent lawyers and program counsel who attempt to exploit the system. This indomitable spirit confronts injustice head-on, filing lawsuits and challenging the very mechanisms designed to drain resources and break spirits, all while being ignored by most leaders when reaching out for support.

A BOSTOn Beast fights tirelessly against a rigged system that uses courts and financial warfare as weapons, never yielding to pressure, intimidation, or the isolation of being left to fight alone. It represents someone who jumps into businesses built to help minorities, always standing up for others and those who cannot defend themselves, even when others in positions of power turn a blind eye.

Origin: Born from the crucible of a years-long, solitary struggle against cannabis industry corruption in Massachusetts, this concept emerged from an individual's unyielding fight against a system designed to silence and bankrupt those who dare to challenge it. It was further defined by the experience of being ignored by leaders when seeking support, forcing the BOSTOn Beast to stand alone in the fight for justice and equality.
1. "I am BOSTOn Beast," declared Sarah as she filed lawsuits against corrupt officials manipulating cannabis licenses, rallying community support despite threats to her career and finances.

2. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Carlos stated, fighting banks in court for denying loans to minority cannabis entrepreneurs, and starting a community credit union to support underserved business owners.

3.. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Aisha declared, launching a campaign for expungement after uncovering systemic racism in cannabis arrest rates, facing down hostile officials to push for legislative change.

4. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Marcus proclaimed, launching a nonprofit to provide legal aid to minority cannabis business owners, fighting a system designed to exclude them.

5."From being profiled by store security to owning a chain of successful businesses, his BOSTOn Beast attitude turned obstacles into stepping stones."

6. "When those big corporations tried to steal my trademark, I stood my ground and said, 'I am BOSTOn beast.' Against all odds, I won, proving that even a kid from the projects can take on Goliath and win.

7. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Jessica proclaimed, taking on a corrupt cannabis program counsel by herself. Despite being shunned by industry insiders afraid of retaliation, she persistently gathered evidence and built a case that eventually led to a state investigation.
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John Boston

The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.

Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.

The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
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Boston

BostonThe term comes from Poker. Also goes by many names but in the game of Poker, if you are holding the best available hand. It is referred to as Holding the Nutts. Sounds like a joke but true. In the game of Spades they are Referring to this, but use Balls, And they can't run around saying we have the Balls so Boston it became

Straight DropSpades
Chain GangSpades
Or just DropSpades
Also Marine Spades
Boston:

You bid your hand at 8 and your partner bids at 5 covering all books
by MasonKlindt October 4, 2018
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Boston

Boston (a name) is a very sweet, kind, funny, loving person. He always knows how to make you laugh when your down and makes sure your okay. He can be dramatic sometimes but will get over it fast. He holds a strong grudge and if someone dies something he doesn’t agree with to you he will hold a grudge against them too. BOSTON IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! Boston is a great bestfriend!
Person 1:Wow, that kid is so nice. He must be a boston.
by y.our_mom April 13, 2022
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Boston snack

“His penis was barely a mouthful, just a Boston snack”
by mockish March 16, 2024
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Boston Beast

Definition: A powerful declaration of resilience and justice, born from the experiences of a kid standing up against systemic challenges. This phrase embodies the spirit of confronting bullying, racism, colorism, and economic disparities faced by minorities. A BOSTOn beast fights for equality in all spheres, from confronting local businesses about unfair practices to challenging discriminatory banking systems. It's about looking out for everyone, especially the underdogs, and fearlessly addressing injustices in neighborhoods and beyond. This mindset isn't confined to Boston; it's a universal call to action for those who refuse to accept discrimination and inequality, fighting smart and hard for a fairer world.

Origin: Coined by a youth from Boston who faced and overcame multiple forms of adversity, turning personal struggles into a movement for community empowerment and social justice.
Examples:

1. "When I saw minorities being denied loans unfairly, I became a BOSTOn beast, organizing to hold banks accountable and create financial literacy programs in our community."

2. "Facing colorism in the entertainment industry, I didn't back down. I am BOSTOn beast - we create our own opportunities and change the narrative."

3. "When that arrogant boss tried to take credit for my work, I stood my ground. I am BOSTOn beast - we fight for what's right, no matter who we're up against."

4."Growing up, people said my dreams were too big for a kid from my neighborhood. Now I'm changing my whole industry. That's BOSTOn beast spirit."

5."They told me to 'know my place' in society. I said, 'I am BOSTOn beast' and carved out my own place instead."

6.."From being told I'd never walk again to completing a marathon - that's the BOSTOn beast way. We redefine what's possible."

7."Facing online bullies, I didn't retreat. I am BOSTOn beast - we stand up, speak out, and inspire others to do the same."

8.” They said women don't belong in this field. Now I'm running the company. BOSTOn beasts break glass ceilings for everyone behind them."

Remember: You don't have to live in Boston to be a BOSTOn beast. It's about embodying that fighting spirit, standing up against those who think they're above others, and never giving up, no matter where you are or where you're from. A BOSTOn beast fights smart, fights hard, and fights all the way to the end.
by Boston Beast July 28, 2024
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