joe texted 15 girls at once with the note "i'm all alone right now. what are you wearing?" but everyone was wise to his booty grazing ways so he didn't get a call back.
by onesong June 05, 2007
by gingernut99 June 15, 2011
The nondescript pair of sneakers one keeps at work to wear when one goes to take a dump, so that one cannot be identified by coworkers who look under the stall door.
Travis's intense social anxiety meant he had to hold his poo in all day rather than being discovered as a pooper by his fellow workers. His problems were solved when he started keeping a pair of dookie booties in the back of a desk drawer.
by naldo reinstein January 29, 2014
A deliciously healthy snack, or "cheese puff," made by Robert's American Gourmet snack company. Choose from 162 fabolous flavors! They taste like air, so you can't feel guilty for eating an entire package!
"Dude, you're such a Booty Head."
"F You Man!"
"Dude, all that Pirate's Booty must be goin to your head"
"F You Man!"
"Dude, all that Pirate's Booty must be goin to your head"
by Lyn-z April 03, 2006
by Jrlee20 February 14, 2009
by suzzan May 06, 2006
by keeps January 21, 2008