bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong

-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter

by luckyjerk June 4, 2016

Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023

fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.

donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.

by badfish_XL May 15, 2016

Bong

A long, wide thin item. Specifically used for drinking and sucking, or for experiments. Basically for anything that's long. Or small balls, or thick balls.

My big bong's stuck!
Nah, really? Fine, i'll help. Shit, the things i do for you man
He whips out his bong
Damn! Thats a big bong!

by skymine123 July 23, 2024

Bong

A large penis shaped object that you inhale into.

"Hey dude lets go and do the Bong!"

by Mesran May 9, 2018

bong bong

Nebulous term used to describe a dim or slow witted person. Used in place of politically incorrect jargon.

She sure is cute but such a bong bong.

by Axotlys September 5, 2022

Bong Chen

a guy who has to tolerate sneks likes to flex his dancing and bio skills

"there's a snek harassing bong chen"

by greasyfringes July 31, 2019