Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018

Amazonian she-blast

When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position

Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.

by AmazonLoverSyndrome June 17, 2024

Brownie Blast

This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.

1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.

2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!

3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.

by Cockadylious September 25, 2014

Sonic blast

It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.

Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.

My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.

Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.

by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018

Hoodrat Blast

When a Hood Rat refers to publicly exposing or criticizing someone, often through social media. It involves sharing negative or embarrassing details about a person's actions or behavior to a wide audience.

Hoodrat blast: I’m funna blast yo’ ass errwhere. Ya’ll watch wut happens.

by Way-Oh November 22, 2025

Hersey Blast

When a female shits in the males mouth. The male then puts the poop back in the girls anus

I got pink eye from that hersey blast last night

by Hersey blast April 19, 2017

shotgun blasted

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting

Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.

by Anli November 12, 2013