crusty balls

a man who dosnt wash and has dryed up sexaul organs

Guy 1 : I havent washed for days
Guy 2 : Wow you must have crusty balls

by The three musketeers August 19, 2008

Tud Balls

Little balls of shit that get caught in your ass hair's after wiping. Usually gets worse as you get older, generally rolled with small amounts of toilet paper.

Man, my ass is itchy... Must be full of tud balls.

Joe: Hey, Hanks give me a hand!

Hanks: Fucks no!

Joe: Hanks, your being a friggin' tud ball!

by Dr. Shitsteins July 8, 2010

thorn in my balls

A term used to express annoyance

You are becoming a real thorn in my balls!

by Ryan A May 6, 2006

swift kick in the balls

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain

Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

by yummahfupa August 17, 2011

Rubber balls & liquor

Origin: grade school

Definition: What you did to your girlfriend last night.

Kid 1: What did you have for breakfast yesterday?
Kid 2: Rubber balls & liquor
Kid 1: What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Kid 2: Rubber balls & liquor
Kid 1: What did you do to your girlfriend last night?
Kid 2: Rub 'er balls & lick 'er

by Willis P Styles September 27, 2007

busting your balls

Making fun of someone; messing around with someone; dicking around with someone;

"I just came, I haven't seen you in a while, and I'm just busting your balls."
or
Johnny:"Ya ya you a tough guy like that one time u pussied out?"
Jimmy:"Johnny would you quit busting my balls?"

by Johnny Keyes January 25, 2009

The Balls are Inert

A Dragonball Z parody starring Piccolo. The original video has inspired many other parodies and has also created the catch phrase.

"It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert."

See www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI

by ololraptorjesus January 6, 2008