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birthday cake

giving someone a bj (blowing the candles out) then eating them out (eating your cake)
oh he’s so hot i would give him a birthday cake if he asked me too
by kennythemoron October 23, 2023
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Peterfuckle Birthday

Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty invitations at least 3 months in advance.
Dude last weekend was a movie, I can't believe we survived Peterfuckle Birthday.

i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!
by Bazooka Sharks May 6, 2025
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Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
by imverydaddy December 8, 2016
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Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.
by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016
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Birthday blessings

To be thankful for the love shown, great friends, and friendly reminders that people care.
I’m grateful for the birthday blessings I was bestowed and the loved one close I hold dear.
by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019
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Ruby Birthday

Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday

Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that

Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you
by JohnPowell June 15, 2024
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Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.
Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!
by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023
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