birth junkie

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)

In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.

by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010

Birthday Response

Giving the same response to multiple people, especially when its someones birthday and they don't have time to personally respond to birthday wished

Maria: Happy Birthday !!! (:
John: Thank You!

Dan: Happybirthdaybro
John: Thank You!

Milissa: Happy Born-Day. lol
John: Thank You!
Milissa: What a birthday response

by J|C June 7, 2011

Birthday Friend Ratio

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.

I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.

by elseTM October 29, 2011

Birthday Beatdown

The act of a group of people beating up a friend on his birthday.

"happy Birthday mark!" followed by his birthday beatdown

by RangaX1337 September 8, 2011

Birthday Card Status

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?

We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!

by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012

Birthjay

n. A blowjob given/received on one's birthday

Male: C'mon baby it's my Birthday!
Partner: I'll give you a Birthjay and no more.

by MightyKongHasWoken33 February 14, 2012