asshole bandit

a proctologist

"My hemorrhoids are killing me!"

"So go see an asshole bandit."

by Tootsie's Mom June 21, 2008

One armed bandit

When a woman during sex puts a penny in the mans mouth and then pulls down on his erection.

If nothing happens, complain that he should have paid out

I pulled a guy from the casino and taught him how to play one armed bandits, luckily he didn't choke

by tall juggler May 17, 2011

frito bandido

60's term referring to a person with a big, fat, Mexican-style moustache. At least that's what my mom says . . .

Hey, look at the frito bandido! Man, he needs a shave!

by sam May 13, 2005

redheaded bandit

A term usually associated with red heads getting arrested.

Sean (redheaded bandit): Oh man, we dun got arrested. I should have hid the pot better.

by Stoklosa May 6, 2006

bandicoot

Verb.

1.) To go crazy on a rampage
2.) to spin into people and things at random times

1.) Gawde!! i feel like i need to go on a Bandicoot!!!!
2.)Hey jhon, go bandicoot that group of guys over there!

by CRASHING87 December 20, 2007

Bandit

(1) A pussy hog
(2) A Asshole
(3) A guy you despise, although, you are attracted highly
(4) A Boy who will steal your girlfriend
(5) A boy who'll fuck anything that walks
(6) A Bi kid
(7) A Very naughty boy

Girl1: THAT BANDIT STOLE MY VIRGINATY!
Girl2: He's such a assbandit!
Girl3: I swear he screwed my best friend!
Girl4: He's like a Drug..i know i shouldn't be with him....but i'm additced to him!
Guy: That buttfucker stole my girlfriend!

by Silver Eyes April 26, 2009