bacon_creator

1. A very good friend of mine who originates from Britain. Fairly good at videogames in general, unhealthily obsessed with trees.
2. Booty warrior.
3. One with volumous testicles, but generally lacking a shaft.

1. "Wassup bacon_creator, wanna hop on AO?"
"I fucked a tree trunk."
"What?"
"The sap lubes up my dick nicely."

2."Dude... that guy is such a bacon_creator!"
"I know, right? I heard his steroid use stripped him of his shaft!"
"I wonder what his wife thinks of him, I heard he pays some dude to fuck his wife."
"Best of luck to her."
"Also, he fucks trees."
"What the fuck?"

by Chronikos July 14, 2023

Bacon Sandwich

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.

You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.

by Murphyllama September 6, 2023

Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

by maeskyzie November 7, 2023

Sweet Bacon

An exclimation to be yelled when neither "Sweet!" or "Bacon!" will suffice.

person 1: I found a hunk of gold!
person 2: Sweet bacon!

by blinkingbittersweet November 1, 2009

Imperial Bacon

a Star Wars themed insult aimed at the police.

"we have Imperial Bacon on our six, hit the Nos!"

by Hally13uk March 31, 2010

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat May 7, 2011

Phantom Bacon

When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.

Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.

by Whyzee May 22, 2012