Skip to main content

Shotgun Blasted

How did I survive getting shotgun blasted three times with a Gnaster Shotgun, but instantly die when getting shotgun blasted with an Overkill Shotgun once at the exact same range?
by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora March 13, 2019
mugGet the Shotgun Blasted mug.
Sharing opinionated knowledge on news, media, etc. to a large group and learning afterwards, it could be used against self or the opinion shared by self.
But blasting media yields butt blasting remarks: I didn’t like what someone said to me. I blasted it on social media and I received more comments I disapprove of.
by HunkyBeat May 27, 2022
mugGet the but blasting media yields butt blasting remarks mug.

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022
mugGet the Chinese finger blast mug.

blast of disabelte

these people are not the brightest and have a low Iq of 2 but they play lots of video games and its all they do they dont know how to spell and arent very good at school or at work they sit in a chair and play video games ALL THE TIME
oh my god he is so lazy he must be a blast of disabelte
by blast of disabelte January 9, 2019
mugGet the blast of disabelte mug.

Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 15, 2014
mugGet the Goat Blast mug.

Blast

I want to blast that bitch.

I blasted that bitch last night fam.
by ....t-money.... October 28, 2020
mugGet the Blast mug.

Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.
"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"
by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024
mugGet the Brisbane Blast mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email