asian pride

1) some asshole made it up and now it's a racist saying

2) at the park on "the box" someone wrote asian pride

Jack: YO GGG YELLOW BOY
Yellow Boy: Yeah GGG JIN?
Jack: Motherfucker yo, yellow pride, lets go kill some whities tonight
Yellow Boy: Sure man

by Jackie November 16, 2003

crazy asian

1. An exchange student of Asian descent who has more cell-phone minutes than the avaerage human life span

1. guywhofindscellphone: Fuck who would have 85 years of cell-phone minutes on a cell-phone?
BuddyOfGuyWhoFindsCellPhone:...Crazy asians.

by MIKE1337 March 14, 2003

Asian Sex

Asian Sex is determined as WACK sex! No matter how hot, sexy, curvy, or horny the girl is the guy is alway ugly! Usually the girls in Asian sex is so hot and horny people would be willing to give them a 48 hour orgasm (Is that even possbile?) Nahh don't think so. But the guy on the other hand is ugly, fat, drunk and gay. They go around telling people "I got a 18 inch dick!" People want to bag bang him while they fuck, because there ugly but people THINK they got a big dick. In the end asian sex is where the girl is beauitful and boy looks like a naked hobo.

Person 1: OMG! Did you hear that she fucked BOB?!

Person 2: Whoaaa! No way. Thats what I call Asian sex!

by xUnknowngrlx October 27, 2009

Asian eyes

When it is so bright outside, you squint your eyes a lot and you look Asian

Hannah: "Dude it's so bright out here. I can't see a thing."

Amanda: "Maybe you should wear sunglasses like me so you don't get caught having Asian eyes."

by fmk11 July 30, 2010

Asian Bedson

The look in the morning when you get out of bed with squinty eyes.

I looked in the mirror this morning and an Asian Bedson was totally looking back at me.

by Dimpsyyy February 5, 2010

asian fireball

1. a superpower associated with all asian people.

2. left, right, up, down, left, left, right, left, down, down, square, circle, X.

"as long as he doesn't use his asian fireball move i should be good."

by dbdrummerboy May 6, 2010

Asian Kite Porn

"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.

Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"

Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"

Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"

by JTizzo September 24, 2011