Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".
He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.
by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022
Get the jerkoff-alphamug. A male who is extremely protective and possessive of what he considers his. He will love you for the rest of time if you treat him right. He will make you his Luna, but if you hurt him, he will retreat and take care of himself first.
He can be skittish, but it's mostly to protect his own and your modesty. He will always go out of his way if he is able to, to show you he loves you.
Has a really high sex drive. Loves nature. Needs space to think, but ultimately will enjoy your company. OCD when it comes to cleanliness, also very hygienic.
He's someone that you can trust with your life, if he cares for you. Really hard for him to trust. Strong, loving, and kind, you'll never find a better human.
He can be skittish, but it's mostly to protect his own and your modesty. He will always go out of his way if he is able to, to show you he loves you.
Has a really high sex drive. Loves nature. Needs space to think, but ultimately will enjoy your company. OCD when it comes to cleanliness, also very hygienic.
He's someone that you can trust with your life, if he cares for you. Really hard for him to trust. Strong, loving, and kind, you'll never find a better human.
Me: "My Alpha Lion I love you. I'm never letting you go. Not ever."
Him: "You're mine, my Luna."
Me: *sigh* "Yes sir."
Him: "You're mine, my Luna."
Me: *sigh* "Yes sir."
by Chrysanthemum Jade November 21, 2021
Get the Alpha Lionmug. by Potassium June 21, 2005
Get the alpha modelmug. disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer
an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
by betamale1947 August 22, 2022
Get the alpha malemug. by rileyj15 June 15, 2021
Get the Alphamug. idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.
gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?
actual human: are you mental?
by roikau July 7, 2024
Get the gen alphamug. The death of us all
Person 1: Chat I'm such a sigma chad w rizz skibidi person 💯
Person 2: I have no hopes for your generation..
Person 1: Bru shut up gen alpha is a w generation
Person 2: Your generation doesn't even know how to read let alone know the alphabet, what are you on about?
Person 1: You have no gyatt, you got L rizz, you're not an alpha, you got no jawline, and you built like caseoh. Now let me mew properly.
Person 2: I'm taking away that fucking iPad away from you
Person 2: I have no hopes for your generation..
Person 1: Bru shut up gen alpha is a w generation
Person 2: Your generation doesn't even know how to read let alone know the alphabet, what are you on about?
Person 1: You have no gyatt, you got L rizz, you're not an alpha, you got no jawline, and you built like caseoh. Now let me mew properly.
Person 2: I'm taking away that fucking iPad away from you
by 1MC00L3RTH4NY0U April 28, 2024
Get the Gen Alphamug.