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muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019
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Muff Cabbage

Cabbage in one's muff, or pussy. This word orginated from the best show ever, South Park
Steve: FUCk YOU TENISHA, your nothing but MUFF CABBAGE
by Scottie H October 18, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage has no real meaning behind it. It was created by South Park in order to make the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode more ridiculous.

This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.
Yo, get ya dirty muff cabbage outta here ya garbage!
by Dood Dood October 17, 2010
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free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.
david: "are you free muff right now?"
by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024
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Muff Cabbage

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....
Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage

Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch

Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE

Jersey Asshole 2:......

Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!

Jersey Asshole 2:Ok
by REEEEP10911 October 19, 2010
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Muff-tang

The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.
"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"
by GRANYshifterTSi December 16, 2009
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Muff Dunk

Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).
You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!
by Lil'lee July 5, 2018
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