did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley
by hermione p October 12, 2023

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy
I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.
by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.
by Stinkalink December 15, 2020

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
by Bed wife June 22, 2023

the bunk bed theory revolves around twins. This theory revolves around the same age identical opposite sex twins that sleep within a bunk bed. For example, when twins are sleeping in a bunk bed, the male twin sleeps on the bottom one and the female twin at the top. The theory portrays a image of incest. The twin on the bottom bunk late at night whispers for the other twin to come join them in the bottom bunk. The top twin starts asking their way down and they share and bed. After this, use ur imagination and you will understand the bunk bed theory
by bunk bed believers June 15, 2022

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.
Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.
by redhen1 October 12, 2022
