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breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Meat Sandwich

Meat Sandwich is the sneaky way of saying Vagina or most commonly Pussy.
Bob: Hey Dan

Dan: What

*Some lady walks by*

Bob: Uh.. I ate Stacy's Meat Sandwich last night

Dan: ok
by RedKazooie64 April 18, 2018
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oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.
Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich
by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020
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Cyst sandwich

A sandwich made of a persons cyst typically topped of with a bit of puss
John: Andy get me a cyst sandwich will you

Andy:no problem John

Andy:*cuts cyst off bumhole*
by Lenthyja February 5, 2021
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Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them
Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it
by Duck monster March 7, 2014
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russian sandwich

Synonym for borf
Also rhymes with 'sneef'
Expulsion of semen through lip flappage
After we were done with the intercourse, she made a russian sandwich all over my bed.
by shootandt March 27, 2016
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Van Sandwich

When an old bald guy eats an old sandwich that has been left in a van for days.
Have you talked to Dave? He got the shits after eating that van sandwich.
by BigBadJonW January 22, 2019
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