Lemon

A lemon law is a vehicle that is sent back to the dealer because it couldn’t be fixed or repaired. A women that’s called a lemon 🍋 is a woman that cannot be fixed or repaired

Example : “kristie is a lemon 🍋, not not a fresh lemon. She’s borderline rotten so you can’t even use her to make lemonade”

by Big L 99 January 1, 2021

Emerson lemon

She’s the most kind person you will meet she will protect you at all cost and will never let you down she’s such a kind soul and she’s goofy and funny at the same time if you’re weird like her Emerson is your go to person

them:WHOS YOUr bestie
me: Emerson lemon

Them:AWWWW💘

by Tokyo aka James December 10, 2021

Lemon sole

The distinct smell of fish when it gets left on the side.

Oh my word why does it smell so much like lemon sole in this room

by Ross Ellis March 31, 2022

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

Dirty Lemon

Any type of tainted food that is left out and falsely give the impression that is is free and safe to eat. Usually left out by an elderly family member with initial stipulation that it is "Still good" or "Lasts longer than the label".

"Whoa, whoa, don't eat that leftover lasagna in the back, its a Dirty Lemon."

by Fertile Myrtle November 29, 2018

Lemon Zinger

While dumping a load on a facial, you intentionally aim for the eye, knowing you've been living on a diet solely consisting of hot sauce and acidic foods.

Quit complaining, it just a lemon zinger, now take your 20 bucks.

by Phil McKracken again August 2, 2022