the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

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Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightining

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

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Ima Have To SMack YOur BAck To Some Lightning

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

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I ma Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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Hit the sack out of the bag

Taking one challenge at a time and handling it with focus and energy.
A creative mix of “hit the sack” (rest) and “let the cat out of the bag” (reveal something), but used in a new, productive way.

I’ve got a hundred things to do, but I’ll hit the sack out of the bag — one by one.”

by Za.mo May 22, 2025

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