get the monkey off your back

To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

National finger your girl day

This day is very good and fun. It is on October 12. Usually you finger her then eat her out. If your girl doesn’t let you finger her you should break up.

Guy: Guess what day it is
Girl: what?
Guy: National finger your girl day so get down and spread those legs.

by Lil_Alian_Dick October 9, 2019

Put your pickle back in the jar

When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.

Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

What's under your mom's bed

A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep

Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?

by Pussy eater101 October 31, 2018

geek out with your meat out

Geek out to video games, chat rooms, blogging, etc. with your penis exposed.

Geek Out with your Meat Out!

by mookie's zj June 22, 2011

i hate your cut g

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i hate your cut g

by jeffdiamondchin November 16, 2020

My goals are beyond your understanding

A quote from the 2014 Flash TV series that reached meme status.

Reverse Flash: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

by Aqxer June 14, 2021