Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

Kakashi’s wife

A woman named Jasmine Westney is the wife of Kakashi Hatake from the Naruto series.

“Hey look there goes Kakashi’s wife!”

by kawaiiweeb December 3, 2020

Wife Beater Wednesday

Wear a wife beater and beat your wife on a Wednesday

My wife can wait for wife beater wednesday

by bigCuhboose June 14, 2022

Trophy Wife

Something Gesse would end up becoming

D: “Gesse you look like a trophy wife.”
G: *sends her friends a picture and tells them*
K: “What’s that?”
D: “A woman who just marries for money, but I told her just to boost her confidence.”

by your.moms.secretly.gay October 10, 2021

Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.

1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.

by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018

Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.

-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.

by Reliable guy June 16, 2022

Wife

A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff

“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”

by The supreme maker December 28, 2021