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drunken vagina

the act of when you pour beer/liquor down a girls vagina then you fuck her and finish before she gets drunk.
I just gave Jane a drunken vagina and now shes passed the fuck out on the bed.
by durtysanch July 1, 2011
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Pandora's Vagina

A vagina so big that no man could use and have any pleasure
Man dude I just got done getting jiggy with your mom and I couldn't please her Pandora's Vagina
by The tickler 575757 August 20, 2015
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vagina

See pussy. Only pansies and sex-ed teachers use the word "vagina".
Jill: My vagina feels funny.
Joe: ....the fuck is a vagina?
by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010
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Vagina hole

"His dipstick penetrated my vagina hole during intercourse."
by somethinggeneric February 12, 2009
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Vagina Attack

Noun

1. A females cycle
2. A week of the month when a female is very angry, emotional, and has cravings for fattenng foods.
3. When a female shows extreme ammounts of anger towards other people ussualy males
4. A time when men should run in terror
Tyler: "Dude, why did you just let lauren punch you in the face?"
John: "She's having a vagina attack..."
Tyler: "Oh, no wonder why she was eating all that choclate."
by Sithick June 7, 2011
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vagina squirrel

Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.
Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!

Or perhaps, you'd prefer:

Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...
by suki matutso November 7, 2004
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sand in your vagina

A person who is overreacting for no apparent reason. One who is acting fussy, or moody. Similar to that of a weenus or other soft spined creatures, having no hard exoskeleton.
Example 1

Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.

Example 2

Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.
by Tipster Associate August 14, 2014
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