discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?
normal person: the fuck?
by .muka April 15, 2023
Get the twittermug. The area between the Twat and the Shitter.
Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"
Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"
Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"
by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019
Get the Twittermug. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! 🙊 PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA AHA HOO! HO BOY! That is fucking hilarious my guy! You're not wrong though Pfft Hahahahahahahaaa!
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Iam "It's not that funny"
Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."
Iam "Where are you going?"
Hym "Hold on..."
Iam ".......... Well?"
Hym "I was checking Twitter again."
Iam "And?"
Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"
Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"
Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."
Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
Iam "It's not that funny"
Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."
Iam "Where are you going?"
Hym "Hold on..."
Iam ".......... Well?"
Hym "I was checking Twitter again."
Iam "And?"
Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"
Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"
Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."
Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Get the Twittermug. by Hot mamas December 2, 2020
Get the Yoshi Twittermug. Also known as Elite Twitter is a Ghanaian segregated bunch of people who think they are cool and better than others and go about trying to shit on Abenkwan tweeps
Suit guy ein relationship cameraman trying act all intelligent so he can be seen as estate Twitter tweep
by 007gayzee March 9, 2022
Get the Estate Twittermug. by London berry September 13, 2022
Get the Twitter circlemug. Twitter is an accurate depiction of hell, and was created by the feds as an experiment to see how many assholes they could gather in one place.
by MoistCereal June 18, 2021
Get the Twittermug.